Condom by Excess[UK]
WHAT COMES IN LITTLE PACKETS.. WHAT GIVES PLEASURE IN AND OUT? WHAT STOPS BABIES AT BEDTIME, AND LOOKS SILLY WHEN YA DICK HANGS OUT? WHY ARE THEY SO DISGUSTING? WHY ARE THEY LONG AND THIN? HOW DO THEY STRETCH TO EVERYONES SIZE WHEN YOU PUT YA TINKLE IN? WHATS NEVER MENTIONED AT THE VICERS? WHAT CAN YOU USE ONLY ONCE? WHAT PROTECTS YOU MORE THAN KNICKERS WHATS LIKE A PAKAMAC ON YA BONCE? WHY DO THEY TASTE LIKE RUBBER (KEL) HOW COMES THE RUBBER SO THICK? WHY DOES IT FEEL,WHEN YOUR ON THE JOB, LIKE A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR DICK ! TIVE BUNCH) BAKED HIM A CAKE WITH A FILE - PLAY THE PIANO,YOU KNOW.. - GAVE UP LESSONS 'CAUSE THE TEACHER USED TO BANG THE LID UP AND DOWN ON MY FINGERS TO KEEP ME IN TIME... - ERMAL A SPACESUIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.. - UT HE WONT GO.. - LOTHSOFT WOULD.. - LL SEND YOU ONE.. - ACK TO THE TEXT...! - IDN'T GET ANY TEA TODAY... - ELLY BURNT THE SALAD. - Y DAD WORKS FOR THE - LECTRICITY BOARD. - E WALKED INTO A - AVE YOU GOT ANYTHING LONG AND WAXY? - F SO,LIGHT IT.. - VE COME TO TURN YOUR ELECTRICITY OFF'. - AISTLIN'S WORKED OUT THAT HIS - UBIK CUBE AND HIS DICK ARE MUCH THE SAME... - HE MORE HE PLAYS WITH IT,THE HARDER IT GETS ! ( - AISTLIN'S DEMO ' - EMEMBER LAST TIME I TOLD YOU - ELL,HE GOT 3 YEARS,SO THE REST OF - EING A CO-OPERATIVE BUNCH) BAKED HIM A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT. - GOT A LETTER FROM HIM SAYING HE'D GONE TO TOILET AND FILED 3 INCHES OFF HIS ARSE! - NOW WHITE INVENTED 7- - ONDER WHERE SHE GOT THE NAME FROM.. - PLAY THE PIANO,YOU KNOW.. - GAVE UP LESSONS 'CAUSE THE TEACHER USED TO BANG THE LID UP AND DOWN ON MY FINGERS TO KEEP ME IN TIME - ERMAL A SPACESUIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.. - UT HE WONT GO.. - LOTHSOFT WOULD.. - LL SEND YOU ONE.. - IDN'T GET ANY TEA TODAY - ELLY BURNT THE SALAD. - Y DAD WORKS FOR THE - LECTRICITY BOARD. - E WALKED INTO A - AVE YOU GOT ANYTHING LONG AND WAXY? - F SO,LIGHT IT.. - VE COME TO TURN YOUR ELECTRICITY OFF'. - AISTLIN'S WORKED OUT THAT HIS - UBIK CUBE AND HIS DICK ARE MUCH THE SAME - HE MORE HE PLAYS WITH IT,THE HARDER IT GETS ! ( - AISTLIN'S DEMO ' - EMEMBER LAST TIME I TOLD YOU - ELL,HE GOT 3 YEARS,SO THE REST OF - EING A CO-OPERATIVE BUNCH) BAKED HIM A CAKE WITH A FILE IN IT. - GOT A LETTER FROM HIM SAYING HE'D GONE TO TOILET AND FILED 3 INCHES OFF HIS ARSE! - NOW WHITE INVENTED 7- - ONDER WHERE SHE GOT THE NAME FROM.. -